If You Give A Mom A……

If you give a mom a ________

• If you give a mom a crying baby she will hold and comfort it
• If you give a mom a hungry baby she will feed it
• If you give a mom a hug she will probably smack you….unless you’re her child, then she’ll smile and give you a giant bear hug back
• If you give a mom a child with a booboo she will kiss it and make it all better
• If you give a mom a giant pile of dirty clothes she will launder them
• If you give a mom dirty dishes she will wash them
• If you give a mom a simple Thank You you’d be amazed at far it will go
• If you give a mom a few scraps you’d be amazed at the feast she can whip up
• If you give a mom a list, at 11p.m.,  that says her child will bring  40 cupcakes for the party at school TOMORROW, she will bake them
• If you give a mom 2 hours she very well may take a nap
• If you give a mom a kid free vacation she will spend ¾ of it worrying about and missing their children
• If you give a mom a skateboard she will hop on, pretend she knows what she’s doing, bust her ass, and do it all again, all to make the kiddos smile
• If you give a mom a couple of blankets and a chair she’ll make a killer fort and spend the day hiding out in it….with the children of course….
• If you give a mom bored whiney children you’d be amazed at the games she’ll come up with
• If you give a mom a bottle of rum, you’ll have one happy momma

I have to admit I’ve never read the If You Give a Mouse a Cookie books, but my kiddos have and I liked the title so much I’m running with my own spin on a list of things that happen If You Give a Mom a _________…..Hope you enjoy

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